Posts Tagged ‘life’

If Life was Like a Computer( from Email)

June 18, 2009

If Only Life Was Like A Computer!
If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run.”
If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend.”
Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on “find.”
“Help” with the chores is just a click away.
You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your diskette to recover from a crash.
We could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on “refresh.”
Click on “close” to shut up the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on “back.”
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update.”
If you don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete.”


Ahh the days of childhood

April 21, 2009

Remember being a child and not having to worry about bills, or a mortgage? Your biggest worry was passing a test in school or weather not that boy/girl liked you. The endless days of being out side and playing tag or red rover or going to the beach or park with your parents and swinging as high as you can like you were flying to outer space, Or being brave enough to go on the big slide or how about finding sycamore tree seeds and throwing them up in the air and watching them travel down like a helicopter, To be young again and finding joy in the simplest things, Now I get to watch my kids enjoy life and experience all that I did,It just puts a smile on my face and warms my heart to know that they are content and happy

Sycamore seed