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Favorite Webcomics

September 3, 2009

Check out some of my Favorite Webcomics!! They are posted under Webcomics  @

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CIJ: Visit the NorthPole

July 20, 2009

NorthPole.com
Is a place where you can play reindeer games, become a character in your very own story, send an email to Santa Claus and yes he will actually email you back.. And of course we can not leave out Mrs Claus here at the North Pole she has a list of her yummy cookie recipes perhaps you can make some and leave them out for Santa on Christmas Eve. But the Best Part is on Christmas Eve you can follow Santa Claus as he delivers presents around the world thanks to NORAD There are just so many things to do and see at the North Pole.. and what a better way to get into the spirit of the season.. Enjoy and have fun

CIJ: Holiday Humor

July 14, 2009

Holidays can be stressful so to lighten the mood ,  Here are a few funnies to get you through you day

CIJ: Christmas Goodies

July 7, 2009

One of my favorite childhood  memories of Christmas Goodies is the  Special Package of Homemade Candies sent to My family by My Grandmother Ewers   each year she would send a box of her home made delectable goodies.  And her timing would always be just a week just before Christmas. In the box would contain Divinity, Fudge and Jellied Candies, and Peanut brittle. Oh and you could smell the sweet aroma before even opening the box. That was a true treasure to indulge in and she  would even send cookies for me to set out just for Santa Claus . Very fond memories of her goodies, Yummy. Another Favorite of Mine Was an Idaho Spud Candy bar which can only be found In or around Idaho it’s taste is indescribable and no it does not contain any ingredients’ of  a potato for those of you that may be wondering, Sure you could buy the Idaho Spud Candy bar any time of the year  but My dad would  always hide a few inside the Christmas Tree for me to find on Christmas Morning. idahospud_home and since I no longer have access to these by means of my local grocery store ,I have ordered them from Owyhee Candy Company just for my children can experience the wonderful yummy mouth watering   confection.

What are some of your favorite  Holiday goodies? I would love to hear about them..

Wordless Wednesday: The cool kids..

June 30, 2009

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Friendship Friday

June 19, 2009

  Great people that I have met   through out the years  since I have been on the internet,,  That have become great  friends Amanda~ Confettidreams  , Angela ~Texas Banter , ngwoosh~ GeekDad  Aithyne ~Aithyne Chris ~ADHD_Hunter

  Esper~Mariposa  SpendLessTV~SpendLessTV  These particular people I have a great friendship with,,  I still keep in contact with  various people that I met in High school  over 16 years ago.. I value each and every friend that I have

MidwestMom…

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If Life was Like a Computer( from Email)

June 18, 2009

If Only Life Was Like A Computer!
If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run.”
If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend.”
Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on “find.”
“Help” with the chores is just a click away.
You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your diskette to recover from a crash.
We could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on “refresh.”
Click on “close” to shut up the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on “back.”
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update.”
If you don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete.”

Ode to a House

June 17, 2009

I was searching  Google Maps looking for my child home where I spent  many of my growing up in  , Typed in the address I could not find it , so what I ended up doing was locating the local mom and pop store that was on the corner about 2 blocks away, and followed the road,  Mind you I have not been to this area in over 11 years.. My sweet Child hood home has had a complete makeover and the address has changed.. I had so many good memories on that street and in that home, I learned how to tie my shoes, Shot  arrows at bales of  hay  with  my Compound Bow for deer hunting practice  with my dad  (R. I.P.) … Planted many flowers with my mother and played in the yard with my dog Moose  who probably weighed  a pound soaking wet… Had my first crush on the Newspaper boy..   It was kind of sad  in away that is hard to describe. I continued down the street  a bout a block or two just to check out the rest of the neighborhood.. I all I can say is what a difference  a decade makes.. So to that  house that gave me so many memories I thank you and I will cherish them forever..

In Today’s Email ( Laughter)

June 14, 2009

Heard laughter is the best medicine,,, I received  this in today’s email..

Embarrassing  Medical Exams..

  EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS
             1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife’s going to have
         her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out  lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off  her underwear.  Suddenly  noticed that there were several cabs —and I was in the wrong one.
                 Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco

             2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an
         elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall.
         "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the  patient.
                  Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA

             3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a Wife
         that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than
         five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that
         he had died of a "massive internal fart."
                  Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

              4. During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his
         cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble
         with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch, the
         Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I’m
running  out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what
         I hoped I wouldn’t see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
         Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before
         applying a new one.
                  Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk , VA

              5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,    asked,
             "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete
         confusion she answered.."Why, not for about twenty years – when my
         husband was alive."

                  Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-Corvallis, OR
           6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while
         checking up on a woman I asked, "So how’s your breakfast
         this morning?"  "It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I
         can’t seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked
         to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
                  Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI

             7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman
         with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
         tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly
         determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
         scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the
         operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed
         green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the Grass."
         Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
         patient’s dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
                  Submitted by RN no name

                  AND FINALLY!!!…………….
              8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quit
         embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my
         embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of
         whistling softly.The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this  ex
         suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up
         from my work and  sheepishly said, "I’m sorry.  Was I tickling you?"
           She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was,
         "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
                    Dr. wouldn’t submit his name